i need a new website

i want jeremy to steal code from these sites.

http://www.jenniferbain.com/index.html
http://www.mimijensen.com/pages/home.phtml
http://www.jillbrovontkimbrough.com/index.html
http://www.jpoonstudios.com/index.html

especially the first one.

i looked through about 50 links from newamericanpaintings.com and most of them are not great.

common mistakes include:
text as images, pop-up windows, no forward/back options to cycle through large images, redundant links, long flash intros, 2.0 crazy show, black backgrounds